Saturday, April 23, 2011

A Little Long Day.........Cheat Post.....Humor...



It's been a long long day with Lindsay gone on vacation leaving Dave and I to tend the horses. I rode some, washed some, feed all, put in and blanketed some and wore myself down to a lump in a chair. Since my brain is mush, I'm going to cheat and post one of the humorous horsey things I've been sent. I hate to admit, I can't even remember where I got this. Maybe it was Scott Morris.........hmmm........I also hate to admit I can't even recall what they call this computer code short cut stuff......but it'll come to me........probably at 2 in the morning when I really want to be sleeping but in the meantime........enjoy a little laugh at our horsey selves.........

LAS - lost a shoe
BBM - ba-stard just bit me
FOMHL - fell off my horse laughing
FTC - forgot the carrots
MIHA - mare's in heat, again
IPTI - I'll pick up tennis instead
LWW - lesson went well
MSMBO - mud sucked my boot off
HSIH - horse snot in hair
HAO - hay all over
HIMB - hay in my BRA
PIHH - poop induced half halt
UD - unplanned dismount
PTTDG - prayed to the dirt god
MMM - master manure mucker
OOM - out of money
MHTS - more horses than sense
BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers
GBBF - got board bill, fainted
GFBF - got farrier bill, fainted
HRHCF - husband realized horse costs, fainted
SLH - Smell like horse
DQFOY - Dressage Queen fell off - yipee
HTNHFH - hiding the new horse from hubby
WWFNS - will work for new saddle
AROGC - arena rained out - going crazy
SSB - saddle sore butt
BTLGR - b###hy trainer left - good riddance
ALIGAR - At least I got a ribbon
NLT - no lesson today
HGR - have a great ride!
FTMBA - foals take my breath away
HWNTTAAH - Honey, we need to talk about a horse
BHLATB - But honey look at the bloodlines


This picture is of course, the infamous twins. There were about three hours old in this picture. The one in the foreground facing the back wall is Trouble. The other would be Surprise. They were about fifty pounds each. Not bad for twins from a maiden mare. If you've never read their story, it was quite an interesting journey.

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